What kind of teacher are you, bishhhh?
πͺ© meet the 7 kinda sorta typesHere's the 7 kinda sorta types. Read 'em. Pick the one you THINK you are. Then take the quiz and find out if you were rightβ¦ or delusional π
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The lesson is the main character. You will not be distracted.
You're building everything from scratch at 11pm and calling it "standards."
F*ck Them Kids
You care. Deep down. Very deep down.
You left at 3:16 and slept great. Honestly? Iconic.
Crash Out
One "can I go to the bathroom" away from losing it.
You cried in the car this week. Same. Now let something show up FOR you.
Work Hard, Play Harder
Loud room, in the best way. Then brunch.
You will NOT teach from a worksheet made in 2009 and I respect it.
Chill As Fuckkk
Fire drill mid-test? Fine. Admin walk-through? Cute.
You run on vibes and somehow it works every time. Don't change.
The Auntie
Snacks in the drawer. 14 kids call your room home.
SEL isn't a buzzword to you, it's a Tuesday. You're why some of them show up.
The Police
Phones in the pocket chart. Desks in rows. Procedures for the procedures.
Kids don't test you because they KNOW. Respectfully, I'm scared of you.
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What Kind of Teacher Are You, Boo?
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